Two-time world surf champ Mick Fanning talks tubes and lube.
Our yellow guest editor calls in from Moe’s to say, “D’oh!”
Aussie Formula One driver Mark Webber saves his close shaves for the racetrack, not his face.
Wicket keeping legend and commentator Ian Healy reckons beer and sport go hand in hand.
It's been 12 years since Titanic. Now director James Cameron makes up for it with 3D sci-fi epic Avatar.
Avatar star Sam Worthington recommends RALPH as essential dunny reading.
We cross live to 12th Man Billy Birmingham as Richie Benaud prepares to hang up the beige. And the cream. And the bone...
The Chaser blokes’ latest cunning stunt was to only send three members to our photo shoot!
Hulk Hogan takes a no-holds barred approach to our questions.
Jennifer's Body star Megan Fox reckons if you're crying, then it's time to leave the strip club.
We have a butcher's at Chopper Read's new DVD doco Fatbelly and lend the big unit an ear.
Heavyweight legend Smokin’ Joe Frazier winds up about Ali and the greatest left hook of all time.
Bra Boys Koby and Sunny Abberton are the sons of a beach.
We whacked the lie detector on shit-stirring shock jock Kyle Sandilands and found out he hates being called a wanker.
Australian heavyweight boxing champ and NRL shit-stirrer John Hopoate gives RALPH the finger.
Supercar champ Rick Kelly doesn’t slow down for snakes.
Smartarse rap royalty Eminem has ditched the drugs and emerged from his hip-hop hibernation.
Three-time world champ boxer Jeff Fenech hits out about mates, The Man and mouthing off.
Classic stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong are still on a roll.
Former sex and drug addict Russell Brand still has plenty of Aussie hotties on his to do list.
